Creature Cocks Glow In The Dark Spacecock Dildo

Invite This Long, Thick Alien Probe Deep Into Your...Whatever!

Look what a UFO dropped off in your bedroom! Take your fantasy roleplay or kinky cosplay further when you capture your own Glow In The Dark Spacecock Dildo! Certain Horny Alien theorists believe this off-world entity might be the ultimate in carnal pleasures. Well, just take a look at it: a bulging, engorged knot ball at its base, thick veins popping out along the shaft, and a foreskin with triple beads along the edge –– all ready for earthly water based lube and the portal of your choice! Shall it be a slippery, super bad butt invasion...or...ball-deep vanquished vagina? You decide! Turn the lights off and it glows in the dark as if it's ALIVE! You've been warned: his suction cup base defies gravity, sticking to nearly all flat non-porous surfaces for hands free penetration. Crafted by wily aliens from flexible terra firma-sourced silicone. Harness compatible –– can you imagine wearing this? Don't wait for a UAP to fly by, get yours now! 8.5 inches long, 7.5 inches insertable, 1.5 to 2.6 inches wide.